Man of Your Dreams Lyrics

If I were your boyfriend I'd say the right things
I'd never tell you that dress makes you fat
And I'd buy you flowers but never Carnations
Carnations suck and you'd drop me like that

I know that love doesn't have conditions
And you know that love's not all that it seems
As long as you don't have grand ambitions
I could be perfect
I'll be the man of your dreams

If I were your boyfriend I'd cook you dinner
I'd take the Salisbury Steak from the box
Fresh from the microwave we'd watch it simmer
And you'd think I'm cool because "Hungry Man" rocks

I know that love doesn't have conditions
And you know that love's not all that it seems
As long as you don't have grand ambitions
I could be perfect
I'll be the man of your dreams

You got me drunk and you made me confess
Everything going on in my head
I don't remember that night
But I meant every word that I said

I know that love doesn't have conditions
And you know that love's not all that it seems
As long as you don't have grand ambitions
I could be perfect
I'll be the man of your dreams