Mail on Sunday Lyrics

I Checked The Mail On Sunday
I Checked The Mail On Sunday
I Checked The Mail On Sunday
And There Was Mail There.

I Checked The Mail On A Holiday
I Checked The Mail On A Holiday
I Checked The Mail On A Holiday
And There Was Mail In The Mailbox

That Proves How Awesome I Am
That Proves How Cool I Am
They Just Want To Get The Mail On Time
So I Don't Go Out And Kill Them
Not Like I Would Do That Anyway
But They Think That For Some Reason
Because I Don't Know Why
So I'm Going To End This Song Right Now