Magic Alex Lyrics

Winston Leg Thigh had a close friend
And he called him Magic Alex,
But his real name was Alexis.
In turn he gave him presents.

Alex followed everywhere he went.
He followed him to India
And introduced a mantra
Which brought them both nirvana.
All that peace can't help the fact
That he brought back the powdered wig
And wore a monocle
To magnify the day
And hid the truth away from them.

JPMC never liked the man,
And he thought he was a crazy mad,
Scientist up to something bad,
And blamed him for all the things that went wrong in his band.
Sloppy guitars in What Goes On,
And the ending of Yer Blues,
And the ending of Glass Onion,
The first minute of Strawberry Fields,
The out of phase outro of I am the Walrus,
The sloppy drums in Back in the USSR,
The quiet vocals in Old Brown Shoe.