Madfab Hates Keyboards Lyrics

We were listening to the Weasel in our van,
"Cool kids" goes on, he starts bitchin' around.

Madfab hates keyboards.

He claims Bad Religion never had one,
he sees red when we blast "into the unknown".

Madfab hates keyboards.

He hates that sound, Depeche Mode makes him puke.
He even says Exposies sound so gay.

Madfab hates keyboards.

He played Dire straits on the keyboard at thirteen.
Now he swears Against Me! ain't worth a monkey's shit.

Madfab hates keyboards.

He rather drink a shot of whiskey
than having a keyboard in his band.

Madfab hates keyboards.