- A Bunch O' Faries lyrics
- A Far Out Theme Tune lyrics
- A. Diamond lyrics
- Absurd-ditties (End Bit) lyrics
- Alec's Back lyrics
- Alec's Gone lyrics
- Alfie From The Bronx lyrics
- Any Dream Will Do lyrics
- Audrey's Alone At Last lyrics
- B.E.E.R. lyrics
- Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie lyrics
- Back In '79 lyrics
- Bare Faced Cheek Intro lyrics
- Bare Faced Cheek Outro lyrics
- Bitten By A Bed Bug! lyrics
- Blaze Of The Borough lyrics
- Bless You My Son lyrics
- Blue Suede Shoes lyrics
- Bored Housewife lyrics
- Bowling Barmy lyrics
- Carol Dodds Is Pregnant lyrics
- Caught Up The Reeperbahn lyrics
- Charlie's Watching lyrics
- Cheatin' Chick Form China lyrics
- Cheerio & Toodle Pip lyrics
- Chenky Is A Puff lyrics
- Cloughy Is A Bootboy lyrics
- Cloughy Is A Bootboy! lyrics
- Come Back Jackie lyrics
- Commercial Break lyrics
- Credit Crunch Christmas lyrics
- Davey's Days lyrics
- Davey's Took The Plunge lyrics
- David's Xr2 lyrics
- Decca's Drinking Dilemma lyrics
- Deirdre's A Slag lyrics
- Dez The Demon Decorator lyrics
- Dig That Groove Baby lyrics
- Dirty Doreen lyrics
- Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell? lyrics
- Don't Drive Yer Car Up Draycott Avenue lyrics
- Dorkamania lyrics
- Dougy Giro lyrics
- Down At The Old 29 lyrics
- Eine Kleine Nacht Muzic lyrics
- Ernie Had A Hernia lyrics
- Fat Bob's Feet! lyrics
- Fiery Jack lyrics
- Fisticuffs In Frederick Street lyrics
- Florence Is Deaf (But There's No Need To Shout) lyrics
- Frankie's Got The Blues lyrics
- Fred Olivier lyrics
- Geordie's Gone To Jail lyrics
- Glenda And The Test Tube Baby lyrics
- Gloomy Intro / Toy Doll Tonic lyrics
- Goodnight Irene lyrics
- Gordon Brown Gets Me Down lyrics
- Griefsville lyrics
- H.o. lyrics
- Hanky Panky lyrics
- Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna) lyrics
- Harry's Hands lyrics
- Her With A Hoover lyrics
- How Do You Deal With Neal? lyrics
- Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??! lyrics
- I Can See You lyrics
- I Caught It From Camilla lyrics
- I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay lyrics
- I Tried To Trust Tracey lyrics
- I Wish My Eyes Were Ernie's lyrics
- I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender) lyrics
- I'm A Lonely Bastard lyrics
- I'm A Telly Addict! lyrics
- I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles lyrics
- I've Got Asthma lyrics
- I've Had Enough O' Magaluf lyrics
- Idle Gossip lyrics
- If You're In A Pop Group... lyrics
- In Tommy's Head lyrics
- Ivy's Lurid Lips lyrics
- James Bond Lives Down Our Street lyrics
- Keith's A Thief lyrics
- Kevin's Cotton Wool Kids lyrics
- Kids In Tyne & Wear lyrics
- Lester Fiddled The Tax Man lyrics
- Livin' La Vida Loca lyrics
- Livin' On Newton Hall lyrics
- Marty's Mam lyrics
- Me 'n' John Williams lyrics
- Me... No Chance lyrics
- Mega Intro lyrics
- Mega Outro lyrics
- Melancholy Margaret lyrics
- Modern School Of Motoring lyrics
- Molly Was Immoral lyrics
- My Baby Is A Battleaxe lyrics
- My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar lyrics
- My Wife's A Psychopath lyrics
- Nellie The Elephant lyrics
- Neville Is A Nerd lyrics
- No One Knew The Real Emu lyrics
- Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare lyrics
- Olga Crack Corn lyrics
- Olga I Cannot lyrics
- Olgamental Intro lyrics
- Olgamental Outro lyrics
- One More Megabyte lyrics
- One Night In Moscow (And We'll Be Russian Home!) lyrics
- Orcastrated lyrics
- Our Last Intro? lyrics
- Our Last Outro? lyrics
- Park Lane Punch Up lyrics
- Pc Stoker lyrics
- Please Release Me (Darling I Loathe You) lyrics
- Poltergeist In The Pantry lyrics
- Poor Davey lyrics
- Pot Belly Bill lyrics
- Pot Luck Percy lyrics
- Poverty Pleadin' Peter lyrics
- Pratice's Pratice Place lyrics
- Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be... lyrics
- Quick To Quit The Quentin lyrics
- Rita's Innocent lyrics
- Rodney's Memory lyrics
- Ron Dixon Dumped D-d lyrics
- Rupert The Bear lyrics
- Sabre Dance lyrics
- Sciatica Sucks lyrics
- She Goes To Finos lyrics
- She'll Be Back With Keith Someday lyrics
- She's A Leech lyrics
- She's So Modern lyrics
- Silly Billy lyrics
- Sod The Neighbours lyrics
- Spiders In The Dressing Room lyrics
- Stay Mellow lyrics
- Taken For A Mug lyrics
- Teenager In Love lyrics
- Terry Talking lyrics
- Thank You Too lyrics
- The Anniversary Waltz lyrics
- The Ashbrooke Launderette... lyrics
- The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash! lyrics
- The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe lyrics
- The Final Countdown lyrics
- The Lambrusco Kid lyrics
- The Memory Of Nobby lyrics
- The Psychosurgery lyrics
- The Sphinx Stinks lyrics
- Theme Tune lyrics
- There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street lyrics
- Toccata In Dm lyrics
- Tommy Kowey's Car lyrics
- Tony Talks Tripe lyrics
- Toy Doll Tonic / Gloomy Outro lyrics
- Turtle Crazy lyrics
- Up The Garden Path lyrics
- Wakey Wakey Intro lyrics
- We're 21 Today lyrics
- We're Mad lyrics
- What She Had With Huey lyrics
- When You're Jimmy Saville lyrics
- Wipeout! lyrics
- Yellow Burt lyrics
- You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs lyrics
- You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry lyrics
- Yul Bryner Was A Skinhead lyrics
- Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead lyrics
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