- Billy Mays (don't Move Here, "it's A Trap!") lyrics
- Courtney Taylor Taylor (how Sexy Is Your Soul?) lyrics
- Dov Charney (neon Cotton Wormhole) lyrics
- Glenn Beck (baby Blood Theft) lyrics
- John Steinbeck (get Off My Phone!!) lyrics
- Karl Marx (a Brief Science Of History) lyrics
- L. Ron Hubbard (we Did One Of These At The Mall) lyrics
- Marty Anderson (guitar Hero Material) lyrics
- Michael Jackson (no.. We're Serious) lyrics
- Phillip Seymour Hoffman (it's The Wonder Of Nature Baby!) lyrics
- Steve Jobs (all Is Fun Until Someone Gets Stabbed) lyrics
- Ted Haggard (the Future Isn't Knocking At Your Door. It's Pounding...) lyrics
- Tony West lyrics
- Tre Arrow (thanks For Smoking All My Weed... You Dick.) lyrics
- Yasir Arafat (spidering Deep Into The Night) lyrics
Alphabetical Order (Go back to Duck. Little Brother, Duck! lyrics sorted by album)