- Alphabetical Order (Go back to Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band lyrics sorted by album)
- 25th Century Quaker lyrics
- 81 Poop Hatch lyrics
- Abba Zaba lyrics
- Ant Man Bee lyrics
- Ashtray Heart lyrics
- Autumn's Child lyrics
- Bat Chain Puller lyrics
- Beatle Bones And Smokin' Stones lyrics
- Bellerin' Plain lyrics
- Best Batch Yet lyrics
- Big Eyed Beans From Venus lyrics
- Bills Corpse lyrics
- Blabber 'N Smoke lyrics
- Brickbats lyrics
- Call On Me lyrics
- China Pig lyrics
- Dachau Blues lyrics
- Diddy Wah Diddy lyrics
- Doctor Dark lyrics
- Dropout Boogie lyrics
- Electricity lyrics
- Ella Guru lyrics
- Fallin' Ditch lyrics
- Flash Gordon's Ape lyrics
- Frownland lyrics
- Further Than We've Gone lyrics
- Gimme Dat Harp Boy lyrics
- Grow Fins lyrics
- Grown So Ugly lyrics
- Harry Irene lyrics
- Hey Garland I Dig Your Tweed Coat lyrics
- Hobo Chang Ba lyrics
- Hot Head lyrics
- I Love You, You Big Dummy lyrics
- I Wanna Find Me A Woman That'll Hold My Big Toe Ti lyrics
- I'm Glad lyrics
- I'm Gonna Booglarize You Baby lyrics
- Ice Cream For Crow lyrics
- Ink Mathematics lyrics
- Japan in a Dishpan lyrics
- Lick My Decals Off, Baby lyrics
- Low Yo Yo Stuff lyrics
- Making Love To A Vampire With A Monkey On My Knee lyrics
- Moonlight On Vermont lyrics
- My Human Gets Me Blues lyrics
- Neon Meate Dream Of A Octafish lyrics
- Nowadays A Woman's Gotta Hit A Man lyrics
- Old Fart At Play lyrics
- One Red Rose That I Mean lyrics
- Orange Claw Hammer lyrics
- Owed T' Alex lyrics
- Pachuco Cadaver lyrics
- Party Of Special Things To Do lyrics
- Pena lyrics
- Peon lyrics
- Petrified Forest lyrics
- Plastic Factory lyrics
- Safe As Milk lyrics
- She's Too Much For My Mirror lyrics
- Space-Age Couple lyrics
- Steal Softly Through Snow lyrics
- Sun Zoom Spark lyrics
- Sure lyrics
- Sure "Nuff 'N Yes I Do lyrics
- Sure 'Nuff 'N Yes I Do lyrics
- Sweet Sweet Bulbs lyrics
- The Blimp (mousetrapreplica) lyrics
- The Boogie Boogie Woogie lyrics
- The Clouds Are Full Of Wine (Not Whiskey Or Rye) lyrics
- The Dust Blows Forward And The Dust Blows Back lyrics
- The Floppy Boot Stomp lyrics
- The Smithsonian Institute Blues (Or The Big Dig) lyrics
- The Spotlight Kid lyrics
- There Ain't No Santa Claus On The Evenin' Stage lyrics
- Too Much Time lyrics
- Tropical Hot Dog Night lyrics
- Trust Us lyrics
- Upon The My Oh My lyrics
- Veteran's Day Poppy lyrics
- Well lyrics
- When Big Joan Sets Up lyrics
- Where There's A Woman lyrics
- White Jam lyrics
- Wild Life lyrics
- Woe-Is-A-Me-Bop lyrics
- Yellow Brick Road lyrics
- Zig Zag Wanderer lyrics