Lust in Wonderland Lyrics

You come into my room in the middle of the night
And inquire if you can try my turkish delight
I ask ?are you just trying to sleep with me??
And you say ?no I'm not, could you pour me some tea??
And the music starts to play
And I ask you to dance
And you take off all your clothes
And it's the longest night of the year
Because I don't understand what you are doing here
And I don't know why I'm here tonight and
Where is Alice when you need her?

And the red queen appears and asks
?Why is it snowing??, ?Where do you come from??, and
?Where are you going??
And she pats me on my head which I don't quite like
Because I'm feeling just a tiny bit weird tonight Oowoah
There's a pooka up on the ceiling
He's staring down at me
He says his name is Thequessian and

It's the longest night of the year
But I don't understand what he is doing here
And I don't know why I'm here tonight
And another thing, why is that moon so bright?

Maybe it's the longest day of the year
then why are all these stars beginning to appear?
Is that the cheshire cat or is it a tree and
Where is Alice when you need her?

Suddenly your Alice in the dark of the night
You tell me you've thought long and hard and now you've seen the light
I tell you to go away and then you start to cry
You tell me that I'll never be your type of guy

You walk in, you become the mad hatter
Tryin' a convince me you were always here
It's the longest night of the year
Because I'm still trying to figure out what you are doing here
You're coming out of the closet wearing only a tie
I'm getting all hot and bothered askin'
?Why oh why oh why??

You say you wanna elope out of here
I pet your kitty, what more would you like to do my dear?
Is this the tweedle-dum or the tweedle-dee
And where is Alice when you need her?
And it's the longest night of the year
Is this love, is this lust?
Shut up and kiss me my dear
Is that the Jabberwockey in front of me and
Where is Alice when you need her? [x3]