Lucky to be Alive Lyrics

You were going with a skanky 'lil
What a shame she wasn't on the pill
'Cause her dad just said he's gonna kill
The boyfriend of this skanky 'lil

You're lucky to be alive
You're lucky to be alive
You're lucky to be alive
You're a lucky man with an ugly wife

He went and married this dodgy bird
She was 8 months gone I've heard
But her daddy went and gave the word
You've got to marry this dodgy bird

You're lucky to be alive
You're lucky to be alive
You're lucky to be alive
You're a lucky man with an ugly wife

You're very, very, very, very LUCKY
Very, very, very, very LUCKY
Said you're very, very, very, very LUCKY
Very, very, very, very LUCKY