Lucan Lyrics

"He murdered his nanny because he mistook her for his wife

His wife was pretty mad, I think"



The day is great, I'm feeling fine

I won't be late, be there 'fore nine

All the splender that you see is mine

Done a bunk and left my washing on the line



Well, I'm not a punk

And I'm not a skiver

Well, Lucan didn't need it

And I don't need it either



Congratulate the sun to shine

Anticipate and it's the sign

We're all grapes ripe to be picked from the vine

I left my clothes on the beach and an empty bottle of wine



Well, I'm not a punk

And I'm not a skiver

Well, Lucan didn't need it

And I don't need it either



Slow coach, snail trail down the lane

Traffic jam and again

Lost luggage, junk mail, pouring a rain

Brought me down again



Investigate scene of the crime

On my own estate, said I'll be gone a long time

While they're out looking, I'm drinking tequila and lime

Since I took off in search of that long lost sunny 'clime



Well, I'm not a punk

And I'm not a skiver

Well, Lucan didn't need it

And I don't need it either



Well, I'm not a punk

And I'm not a skiver

Well, Lucan didn't need it

And I don't need it either