Loser Lyrics

I don't know why
Girls don't like me
Maybe it's 'cos
I'm too fucking frightening

Maybe one day I'll get laid and
maybe that day won't be too far away

I know I'm not that handsome
I know I'm not that bright
But maybe someday someone
Will think that I am right
I know I'm not the best
Not hairier than the rest
But I know that someday
I have a hairy chest

I don't know why
I can't be famous
Why can't I just
be a fucking rock star

Maybe one day I'll get laid and
maybe that day won't be too far away

I know I'm not that handsome
I know I'm not that bright
But maybe someday someone
Will think that I am right
I know I'm not the best
Not hairier than the rest
But I know that someday
I have a hairy chest