Long Story Short Lyrics

I'm singing like a fuckin' 2000 douche
Sorry, what?

Nothin' 'bout our love was easy
But, baby, what worth havin' is
At least that's what you'd always tell me
Until the day you called it quits

Now everybody's askin', "What happened?"
And, "Where'd it all go wrong?"
But it's too much to type or tell
It takes too long

So long story short
We traded tears on the porch
Two broken hearts on the floor
And it's too late to stitch 'em up
So long story short
If I know one thing for sure
The way she walked out that door
With everything that we had, I knew it for a fact
Long story short she ain't ever coming

Back (Woo, woo)
Back

Every time I talk about it
It's just another wasted breath, mm, no
No, I don't wanna think about the day that you left
No, I don't wanna deal with all the feelings again

But they're asking, "What happened?"
And I said

So long story short
We traded tears on the porch
Two broken hearts on the floor
And it's too late to stitch 'em up
So long story short
If I know one thing for sure
The way she walked out that door
With everything that we had, I knew it for a fact
Long story short she ain't ever coming

Back (Woo, woo)
Back

So long story short
She doesn't want me no more
My broken heart's on the floor
And it's too late to stitch it up
So long story short
If I know one thing for sure
The way she walked out that door
With everything that we had, I knew it for a fact
Long story short she ain't ever coming

Back (Hey, woo, hey)
Back
She ain't ever, she ain't ever, she ain't ever comin'

Long story short she ain't ever coming
Back