Live: I Hate That Lyrics

Ha ha aha ah ah aha ah ah!
Now darling, you know I love, I want you for myself
And I'd like to see Simon Townsend's dog Woodrow relieve himself on Simon's leg on Wonder World, in a four o'clock timeslot!
I'd like to see that, I'd like to see that
You know what I hate?
You know what I hate?
You know what I hate?
(what do you hate Rodney)
I hate when my grandfather goes for his drivin test. And the driving instructor says 'Can you make a U-turn' the grandfather says 'I can make her eyes pop'
I hate that, I hate that
You know what else I hate? I hate it when I go to McDonalds for a hamburger. I'm in the men's room and the bloke next to me got a Quarter-Pounder and I've only got a Junior Burger!

[bridge]
When night big as bold eye
And I love, I love to be with you baby
I
got sacked from a job, I got sacked from a job, did anyone ever get sacked from a job?
I got sacked from a job once cos I smile a lot. I said if I can't smile on the job get yourself another Funeral Director!
And I hate it when I meet a seventy six year old lebbo that's got bad breath and acne and we go to her place and my place, we been there ten minutes we're making love and she tells me that I'm the worst she ever had yeah!
And I hate, I hate it when I invite all me mates over to my place to drink some beer. Ooh and it so hot we decide to stay in the pool and drink the beer and I'm the only that gets out all day to go to the toilet, my friends can go to hell! Doin' that in my pool yeah!
I'm gonna sing the bridge again yeah!

[bridge]

And I hate it when I'm drivin' along the road in my car and I spit out the window, the window's shut! I hate that yeah!

I hate it when I go to an orgy and the next morning I'm drivin' past a VD clinic and all the people in the orgy are standing out the front!

I hate that, I hate that, I hate that yeah!

I hate it when I go to a gay restaurant, and the drink waiter comes over and gives me some drinks, and the food waiter comes over and gives me some food and then the head waiter comes over, I hate that yeah!

Oh I fooled you, I fooled you, you thought I was gonna finish then!