Little Clump of Hair Lyrics

Little clump of hair
Circling the drain
Little clump of hair circling the drain
You were once a part of me, now you're simply disgusting

Little clump of hair
In your underwear

Little clump of hair in your underwear
Why do all the other kids stare, why, why isn't it there?

Little clump of hair
Finely on your face

Little clump of hair finally on your face
You've been waiting for years for this funny excuse for a beard

Little clump of hair
L-i-double t-le, C-l-u-m-p
Will I be with you always, will you be with me
Little (little) clump of hair, little (little) clump of hair
L-i-double t-le, C-l-u-m-p
Will I be with you always, will you be with me
Circling the, circling the, circling the drain