Linoleum Lyrics

I'm looking for love I'm looking everywhere I look outside I look in the chair I'm looking for peace I'm looking all around I look in the mayonnaise I look in the chair You who seek the answer You who long to know the glory Salvation is linoleum Salvation is linoleum I'm looking for an attractive person Of the opposite sex to get naked with I'm looking evreywhere I look in the slimy water that Secretes from the city sewage system I look in the chair I'm looking for a chemical substance To ingest into my central nervous system And alter my reality I'm looking all around I look under the petticoats of Young pre-pubescent little girls On their way to dance class I look in the chair Linoleum Linseed oil solidified by oxidation Yeah.