Life's A Bitch Lyrics

Fresh out of college, carrying a Ph.D. I thought with all that knowledge The world couldn't wait for me But then my eyes was opened Just as wide as they could be Now I'm busy coping with this harsh reality Took some time to learn what the world already knew And now I wake up everyday with the proper attitude Life's a bitch and then you die You don't know when and you don't know why You love a little and you say goodbye Fate comes in and throws the switch Life's a bitch and then you die I went to see the preacher, such a righteous man A healer and a teacher, I was sure he would understand Well he prayed and meditated while I told him about my life I told him how I hated all this daily stress and strife He took off his collar, he looked me in the eye He closed the good book lying there and much to my surprise He said life's a bitch and then you die You don't know when and you don't know why You love a little and you say goodbye Fate comes in and throws the switch Life's a bitch and then you die I went to see the doctor, finally, to cure me of my ills He reached into his locker and he handed me a bunch of pills He said, "Boy, by your description, I can tell you're near the end So take this here prescription, you'll be on your feet again Follow these directions and in a week give me a call And if these ain't effective, boy, well you might as well take 'em all" Because life's a bitch and then you die You don't know when and you don't know why You love a little and you say goodbye Fate comes in and throws the switch Life's a bitch and then you die Life's a bitch and then you die