Life in the Fleet Lyrics

battlestar
galactahee
galactawhoo
galactica-hah

Was going fine, life didn't suck
But then one day, it all blew u-up
Cylon attack, was unprovoked
Turned Caprica, to tapioca
So this is life (AYY! Ayy ayy ayy)
We're being chased by the cylons
This ain't no life (OHH! Ayy ayy ayy)
Ain't got no planet to hide on
This ain't no life (AYY! Ayy ayy ayy)
No tellin' where we may jump to
This ain't no life (OHH! Ayy ayy ayy)
And now I hate my toaster
This ain't no life (AYY!) No life (OHH!)
No life (FRAK!) No life (OHH!)
This ain't no life (AYY!) No life (OHH!)
No life (FRAK!) No life (OHH!)

They say that we were lucky on that day we made our getaway
But I still think the lucky ones were those that got blown away
'Cause they don't have to find a way to try to live from day to day
Running out of water so I'll drink Apollo's sweat today
Trapped aboard a ship and yo it stinks here in a major way
I guess with all the nukes nobody stopped to pack a body spray
Runnin' out of things to say, small talk has all gone away
What's the weather like? Black and airless just like every day
I know we gotta go but what's so great about Earth anyway?
'Cause I've heard they got songs by Beyonce and films by Michael Bay
Never liked the cylons, but the skin jobs don't make me afraid
With all the number sixes I hope somebody is getting laid
I pray to make it to a place where I can pass the time away
I miss the gentle breeze, the trees, and not bein' shot at every day
I do enjoy the ship but this is nothing like a holiday
In fact it fees like the Lucitania more every day

was going fine, life didn't suck
But then one day, it all blew u-up
Cylon attack, was unprovoked
Turned Caprica, to tapioca
So this is life (AYY! Ayy ayy ayy)
We're being chased by the cylons
This ain't no life (OHH! Ayy ayy ayy)
ain't got no planet to hide on
This ain't no life (AYY! Ayy ayy ayy)
No tellin' where we may jump to
This ain't no life (OHH! Ayy ayy ayy)
And now I hate my blender

I feel like I ate a rotten burger every time we jump
I think it's safe to say that my career is in a massive slump
Glad that I work down here and I don't have to deal with politics
Clinging to the rule like a dead possum to a bunch of hicks
Whenever I have problems I just fix it, I'm the one on call
Never have to hear those stupid fraks say "so say we all"
Everything I own fits in just a couple duffle bags
What I wouldn't give for just a fresh supply of porno mags
Some days I want to punch Baltar in his oh-so manly beard
I've had to fix the toilets three times since Starbuck reappeared
Maybe they're cylons, that wouldn't come as a surprise
The president, Apollo, anyone could be one in disguise
There are many copies so I'm pretty sure there should be plenty
For Sharon and I to have a manege-a-twenty
They say they found a way to take us to our new home planet
Now I hear this song in my head all of a sudden, dammit

was going fine, life didn't suck
But then one day, it all blew u-up
Cylon attack, was unprovoked
Turned Caprica, to tapioca
So this is life (AYY! Ayy ayy ayy)
We're being chased by the cylons
This ain't no life (OHH! Ayy ayy ayy)
ain't got no planet to hide on
This ain't no life (AYY! Ayy ayy ayy)
No tellin' where we may jump to
This ain't no life (OHH! Ayy ayy ayy)
And now I hate my freezer
This ain't no life (AYY!) No life (OHH!)
No life (FRAK!) No life (OHH!)
This ain't no life (AYY!) No life (OHH!)
No life (FRAK!) No life (OHH!)
(this ain't no life)