Les Femmes Chaussées Lyrics

Cro-Magnon women did her stuff
With hand and foot both hard and tough
And unencumbered thus she ran
Alongside her cro-magnon man

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Les femmes chaussées, les femmes chaussées
les femmes chaussées, les femmes chaussées
les femmes chaussées, les femmes chaussées
les femmes chaussées chaussées

The ancient asian thought it neat
To bind his baby daughter's feet
A hobbling woman stayed at home
While husband's feet were free to roam

To Louis Quinze the honour goes
For donning heels with pointy toes
But when those shoes began to uex
He passed them to the other sex

Victorian woman hid her looks
Laced up and bound by buttonhooks
And bloomer girls who made the news
Took off the skirts but left the shoes

Now modern women has a choice
Politically she's found her voice
But she'll have podriatic woes
'til she's free from heel to toe

Now all humanitarians
Know heels are for barbarians
Lets add this to our list of goals
We'll kick them suckers off our souls