Led Fuckin' Zeppelin, Man Lyrics

Well girl, you and me we drink a lot
Probably a lot more than we should
I can't keep up with you, you drink-a-me unnah da table
You've got your Bushmills, I got my 40 of Olde E
I'm passing out halfway to the floor
Just smack me if I drool on yer knee

Led, Led fuckin' Zeppelin, man
Led, Led fuckin' Zeppelin, man

Well, there's some band that said
Everyone used to do it to Led Zeppelin
And now they're gonna do it to them
Well, I've seen the light, motherfucker
I shot at Charles de Gaulle
I've seen one million toilets
And I rocked them all

Led, Led fuckin' Zeppelin, man
Led, Led fuckin' Zeppelin, man