Leafblower Lyrics

8 o'clock in the morning
Outside my motel room
8 o'clock in the morning
Good thing I don't have a gun

Leaf blower, leaf blower
Holy holy
Leaf blower, leaf blower
Good thing I don't have a gun

2:30 in the morning
The band is crashed at Sugar's house
With all the windows open
Guess who's mowing his lawn?

Drunk neighbor, speed freak neighbor
Holy holy
Drunk neighbor, meth head neighbor
Good thing I don't have a gun

When 9 to 5
Means 9 to 5
Means 9 pm to 5 am

Gigged last night in San Antonio
Got to sleep 4 am
Playing tonight up in Fort Worth
Who's outside my window?

Woodchipper, woodchipper
Holy holy
Woodchipper, woodchipper
Good thing I don't have a gun

Leafblower, drunk neighbor
Woodchipper, weed whacker
Bass boomer, subwoofer
Dodge Charger, no muffler
Cat fighter, dog barker
Chainsaw running
Motherfucker
Bad neighbor, Bad neighbor
Good thing I don't have a gun.