Lazymuthafucka Lyrics

Now when I go to bed

It's almost time to wake up

I'm tryin' not to go to jail

I'm tryin' not to cake up

And even when I serve soda

It would be cold as fuck

Shiverin' in my socks

Servin' ice for ten bucks

And you'd be in the house

All warm and shit

With the ascot sweater and the fire lit

And whatever you want, you ain't got to life a finger

If you want a glass of water, hit the maid on the ringer

Got a job from you under this hot ass sun

You tellin' me to hurry up and get some mo' shit done



I be so tired when I speak,, all my words slur together

Got so many calluses my hands are like leather

Watchin' MTV in your big ass chair

Tryin' to out slang words while you're coming your hair

"Your productivity's whack"

"Bring that box here fo-sheezy" ??

"Go get some coffee player"

"Punch out before you leave me"

You got your feet up on the desk noddin' off to sleep ??

While I lift, push, pull, dig sweat and sweep

I could work hard all my life and in the end still suffer

'Cause the world is controlled by you lazymuthafucka's



Youz a lazymuthafucka

Lazymuthafucka

Youz a sazymuthafucka

Lazymuthafucka



Now you don't wash your ass

you got a personal bather

If you roll outta bed it's like you doin' a favor

You was born in the paper and that behavior

For a midnight snack you have the bedroom catered

You ain't never learned to drive or tie yo' shoe

I got my ear to the street and my eye on you

You got a secretary to write down your thoughts

On how to make us work hard and fatten up your vaults



TV say if you po' you must be slow and shiftless

But you pay 'em to say that so we don't want it different

Got a cook and a girl to bring the tray for you

You hearin' this 'cause somebody pushed play for you

My head is poundin' now and my hands are shakin'

To keep my eyelids open takes concentrating

I don't get no rest it's just a stay alive hustle

Makin' you stay rich without you movin' a muscle

You think of people as your tools so when your dick salute

You have the butler get the phone and call a prostitute

And say your sex drive stronger than engine of a trucker

But she'll have to be on top cause youz a lazymuthafucka



Youz a lazymuthafucka

Lazymuthafucka

Youz a lazymuthafucka

Lazymuthafucka

Youz a lazymuthafucka

Lazymuthafucka

Youz a lazymuthafucka

Lazymuthafucka



A hundred person house there just to sanitize you

You know you don't give a fuck, but they all despise you

Millions over millions make shit for you to sell

Got police on alert just in case we rebel

But it's goin' to happin' capt'n

Hope you know that's why I'm rappin'

Want the toes to start tappin'

Hand and gasses start clappin'



'Cause this whole system work for you to kick in Paris

Or roll through Hong Kong in a rickshaw carriage

So when you spend a dollar that's ten seconds of my time

And when you spend a billion that's my life and that's a crime

'Cause for me life is hard like the track that I'm rappin' on

Callin' for the freedom of the backs that you steppin' on

Later for the pull ya boostraps factor

'Cause hard work got me to the chiropractor

But we could work hard to take back the bread and butter

'Cause all these multi-millionaires is lazymuthafuckas



Youz a lazymuthafucka

Lazymuthafucka

Youz a lazymuthafucka

Lazymuthafucka

Youz a lazymuthafucka

Lazymuthafucka

Youz a lazymuthafucka

Lazymuthafucka

Youz a lazymuthafucka

Lazymuthafucka