Last Blunt Lyrics

[sound of taking a hit, coughing, hacking and phlegm]



{Kermit the Frog]

You know what's green?



[Pam samples Cypress Hill]

Puff, puffin, puffin, puff, puffin

Puffin' on a blunt



Last night I puffed on my last blunt

Damn that was a stupid stunt

'Cause I done said that ten times befo'

That when my life has come to a crescendo

I will let that endo go

But I'm still kissin' it like I'm under the mistletoe

So here we go, I'm walkin' with a steady swagger

Speakin with a st steady stagger

Preachin' with a souther drawl that sounds like Jimmy Swaggart

Cough them flavored off

Said I know I'm flippin' since the last one G, my laces are tied

So you can't trip with me

I remember 1988, December

Someone said, "Puff on this befo' ya go up in her"

So I did it and I guess it musta did the trick

She enjoyed so I guess musta rived the clit

Felt like a man and I left her with an ego strip

Don't know why, 'cause I couldn't even feel my dick

Ego trip lasted and I'm always gettin' blasted

but it's drastic

'Cause sometimes that shit can help you get your ass kicked

Can't buy with plastic, so I'm off to drain the vein for days

I get complaints, 'cause the neighbors say my house stank

Call myself a saint, 'cause I wont' touch the bowl of boom

I gives a fuck, just don't interrupt my Looney Tunes

This afternoon, 'cause I could find a job anytime

Step off my behind, i'm in a Doobie Brothers state of mind

Run DMC, AT&T yo, they both be illin'

I smoked that blunt for last moths three hundred dollar billin'

And I'm willin' to admit that when provoked I smoke to cope

But if I didn't take a toke I'd be leadin' a street revolt

So I make a mental note

And to my frustration

I decide I can't do shit about the situation

Put the spliff to my lips, flick the bic and it's on hit

Coulda been my last blunt

But I can't quit

"Cause then I have to deal with some motherfuckin' real shit

Squeezin' me tighter than you gotta squeeze a cow tit

But on the flip tip, I know I gotta get a grip

Even though in high school I used to be hip

[coughing]

But shit, I'm hockin' spit like I thought it was worth somethin'

My throat can't take no mo'

No future in my frontin'

But it's rough when you grow up, in the tough men roll joints

That's why I been on the bench for marijuana to this point

But it don't faze me, though

I take it lackadaisical

It takes a while for ways to grow

and get out of the old flow

But I'm an old bro'

I done past two decades

I'm wearin' shades so my eyes don't reveal the red haze

caused by my yung

causes daze like Frankie Beverly

Amazin em back it's tried again, no roaches and no safety pins

Now I'm pennin' rhymes about getting on the wagon

And I get skittish

when I think about how the British put the opium in Asia

Fat one to the tactic gankin' black folks while they haze ya

If your gettin' perved your gettin' served this economic

Like the gin and tonic

Brothers get moronic

From they chronic bionic

And it's ironic

'Cause we're not gettin' fucked up we're just gettin' fucked

Shit outta luck and we're stuck with our mind in a muck

So don't duck the situation, 'cause I used to smoke fat Taylors

'Til I figured out that the ganja was a jailer

Waita minute while I get up in a funky situation

The Coup is coming through and there's no hallucination

So what the fuck they say that junk is good for meditation

And if ya smoke a sack, take some Ex-lax, it's mental constipation

There's no hesitation when I'm talkin' about political friction

Stoppin evictions

Government made afflictions

And I have an addiction

That's a big contradiction

So I must confront it

There ain't no revolution goin' come from a blunt



Put the blunt down, Ooooh

Put the blunt down, Ooh, Ooooh



My parna's uncle's cousin got killed by a shooter

I'm depressed, there's a rumor, Boots is gonna hit the buddha

Mary jane will be alone tonight

The only type of hit in sight comes from Pam the Funkstress

Give it to her



[scratches and samples]



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