Ladylike / Whatta Bitch Lyrics

Be soft, be shy, read a book and learn to cook
Be nice, be dumb, clean the floors and wash your pores
Be light, be small, wear a dress below your knees, not less
Be insecure, be a wife, cater to a man for the rest of your life


I heard that girl Lydia is a total fucking bitch
I heard that she's a feminist so she must not shave her pits
I heard that girl Lydia is nothin' but trouble
So if she comes your way you better book it on the double

Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo

Lydia got asked out by this hot guy at my school, Jim
I heard that she said no 'cause she just wasn't that into him
But clearly that's not true and she's just a lesbian
Or she's fucking crazy and belongs in the looney bin

Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo

I heard that girl Lydia plays guitar or some shit
And I heard she's in a band like, "Wow you're so cool we get it"
I heard that girl Lydia is nothin' but trouble
So if she comes your way you better book it on the double

Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo