King Of Scurf Lyrics

I had a lot of acne and pimples
I had to stay at home
Eventually no-one came near me
All I had was my comb

And when it came to girls
The other guys
Seem to have all the luck
Until one day
I heard them say
His comb is full of muck!

Now he's the King of Scurf
(They know me everywhere)
King of Scurf
(I got filthy hair)
He's got dandruff
(More than my share)
I'm the King of Scurfers, yeah!

Ooh, scurfing, yeah
Ooh, scurfing, yeah
Ooh, scurfing, yeah
King of Scurfers, yeah!

Only last Saturday, we had a scene
At our local pub
Everybody was jumpin' and jivin'
Some were doin' the Bop

I was shakin' my head
The dandruff spread
Like leaves blowin' off the trees
Million teeny boppers and long-haired moppers
In scurf right up to their knees

Now he's the King of Scurf
(They know me everywhere)
King of Scurf
(I got filthy hair)
He's got dandruff
(More than my share)
I'm the King of Scurfers, yeah!

Ooh, scurfing, yeah
Ooh, scurfing, yeah
Ooh, scurfing, yeah
King of Scurfers, yeah!

At the beach one day a muscle man
Kicked some sand in my face
So I whipped out my comb and scratched my dome
And sure put him back in his place

You see, the top of my head
Was evenly spread
Like the snow on top of the Alps
The scurfin' kids really flipped their lids
When they saw the state of my scalp

King of Scurf
(They know me everywhere)
King of Scurf
(I got filthy hair)
He's got dandruff
(More than my share)
I'm the King of Scurfers, yeah!

Ooh, scurfing, yeah
Ooh, scurfing, yeah
Ooh, scurfing, yeah
King of Scurfers, yeah!