Kevin Lyrics

Kevin's mysterious, enigmatic.
Kevin's tall, and darkly attractive.
Kevin's the subjective of speculation,
Because Kevin avoids any explanation.
Kevin's a bachelor, never dated.
He's had a dozen offers he's never taken.
Kevin's friendly, but he'll be remote.
Avoids getting personal or too close.

Women want to know,
Who's that handsome man.
Man ask their acquaintances
About that lad.

Kevin's inhibited, Kevin's quiet.
Intimacy seems to make him [?]
He was seen kissing a woman once,
At a party where he was totally drunk.
Kevin's got friends he can confide in,
But he's always denied them
the simple facts, avoids revelations,
Kevin's a master of evasion.

Lives all alone,
Rarely goes out,
Is there a double life
We don't know about?

He wont say that he's gay,
He wont say that he's not.
He wont say that he's bi,
He wont [? ? ? ?]
He says that he's picky,
And refuses to be labeled.
He changes the subject
As soon as he's able.
His friends all see it as a matter of trust,
They'll never judge him on his lust.
They just wish he'd be more open,
They tired and resentful of his with-holding,
We're all in the dark because Kevin wont talk.
We're all in the dark because Kevin wont talk.
We're all in the dark because Kevin wont talk.
But maybe Kevin's confused than we are.
Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.
Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.
Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.
Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.