Just What I Need Lyrics

The man on TV
Tells me I'd be
Someone new
Drive this car and use his shampoo

Designer dog food
Teflon socks
Spandex jeans
All on sale and just what I need

Irresistable, indispensable, unbelievable
And it's just what I need
It's so practical, so affordable, unavoidable
Well, it's just what I need

Windshield wipers
For my glasses
Who'd refuse?
A perfect match with tupperware shoes

Lemmings buying
French-cut swimsuits
By the sea
We all know it's just what we need

It's reversible, indestructible, irresistable
And it's just what I need
Unmistakable, it's unbreakable, non-returnable
Yeah, it's just what I need!

Irresistable, indispensable, unbelievable
And it's just what I need
It's so practical, so affordable, unavoidable
Well, it's just what I need, yeah!