Jesse Lyrics

Five dollars for a whiskey
Five dollars for a whiskey
Please don't ignore me when we get to class on Monday
Okay, fakes

Ten dollars more for the door fee
Dude, this band I'd ignore in a heartbeat
So could you find it in your soul,
To maybe evaluate whether or not you want to be friends with me
Outside of a really, super-duper shitty social situation?

'Cause fake friends are better than nothing at all
And fake friends will get you nowhere, nowhere
Yeah, fake friends go better with drugs and alcohol
And fake friends are there, after all

When it comes to being myself,
I can be you, like nobody else
But if you're in the market,
Looking for somebody new
Man, I could be that, too

Because fake friends are better than nothing at all
And fake friends will get you nowhere, nowhere
Yeah, fake friends go better with drugs and alcohol
And fake friends are there, after all

"You don't have to do,
Anything that you don't want to"
"You don't have to do,
Anything that you don't want to"

Because fake friends are better than nothing at all
And fake friends will get you nowhere, nowhere
Yeah, fake friends go better with drugs and alcohol
And fake friends are there, after all