Jack Of All Trades Lyrics

One skill ain't enough in this world
What you need is a jack of all trades
Or somebody who can meet your mother
Or dump her body in the everglades

Or someone who can fix your cable
Or somebody who can lay the pipe
Or make you feel like a fallen angel
And then disappear into the night

It looks like my work around here is done
Jack of all trades, master of none

And if you're broke and lonely
Then I'm the only man for the job
Why waste all your money
Paying some professional slob?

And you can count on me
Yeah, you can count on me
Yeah, you can count on me
Love

It looks like my work around here is done
Jack of all trades, master of none
Why should I have to pick just one?
Jack of all trades, master of none

Are you looking for repair?
No one else can compare
Call me up and I'll be there
Anytime, anywhere
Yeah

Jack of all trades

One skill ain't enough in this world
What you need is a jack of all trades
Or somebody who can meet your mother
Or dump her body in the everglades

Looks like my work around here is done
Jack of all trades, master of none
Why should I have to pick just one?
Jack of all trades, master of none

No one else can compare
Anytime, anywhere
Yeah