I've Got Some Presents For Santa Lyrics

I've got some presents for Santa
And he's got a big one for me
Outside, it snows
I take off all my clothes
And wait for Santa underneath my tree

He squeezes into my hot chimney
Where it's oh so warm and tight
On the roof, I hear his reindeer
I'm so very glad he came here
It's only once a year but, what a night!

Santa Claus takes a pause from his long night of delivering
His big "North Pole" can sure get cold, his jolly butt's all shivering

I offer Santa my...cookies
He loves to put them into his mouth
His long beard tickles
He gives me the giggles
He finishes his snack and then flies south

Santa Claus takes a pause from his long night of delivering
His big "North Pole" can sure get cold, his jolly butt's all shivering
(Ooo...Santa...I love my present...what else is in that big bag of yours?)

Santa and I share a "ciggie"
Then I help him back into his red suit
I know he has to go
He just says, "Ho ho ho"
I can't help it; he's so cute

Santa Claus takes a pause from his long night of delivering
His big "North Pole" can sure get cold, his jolly butt's all shivering

I've got some presents for Santa
And he's got a big one for me
Outside, it snows
I take off all my clothes
And wait for Santa...I take off all my clothes
I'm waiting for Santa underneath my tree
(Merry Christmas)