it's a boy Lyrics

let's start with the baby's gender. do you know what you both want?
"well, we've discussed it and we're pretty sure we'd like to have a boy."
okay, that's fine.
"6'2" with perfect vision, good teeth, and even skin. block the addiction gene and quarantine his temper if you can."
okay, we'll see.
"he needs a homing chip put deep inside his wrist, in case somebody tries to steal our little prince."
you're not the first in line, and i don't have a lot of time. if you look, i'm sure you wouldn't mind to pick one of our stock designs. i'll leave it with you.
"he shouldn't have to go to school like all those people off the grid. he needs a good head-start like every single other normal kid. i'm sure we'll find a way to pay.. he needs a humor chip; put it second on the list, for when he's old enough to realize where he is. and if we can't afford to give him what he's worth, just make sure that he's strong enough to work."
but you're not the first in line, and i'm running out of time. i can recommend a friend of mine who deals with our low-budget line. but if you wanna make him right so he has a better life, you can sign us back his human rights and get him now for half the price. it's a pretty good deal.