Intro Lyrics

VOICE:
Come on, come all,
cause we having a ball.
We just making some calls to strangers
Come on, come all,
you can say what you want,
and they'll never know if you deranged, or what
but it doesn't really matter.

YANKERS:
No, it doesn't really matter!

VOICE:
Cause we'll all be double over with laughter at he.
Expense of others, maybe even your mother.
Want you join the Crank Yankers tonight?

YANKERS:
CRANK YANKERS!!