In Her Diary Lyrics

I thought you looked great
Bet you look it all the time
And in fact, I know you do
Because you used to be mine
With your dark brown hair (oh!)
And your pretty smile
All your sexy tattoos (whew!)
Damn, it's been a while

But what's this around your arm?
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Someone sound the burglary alarm
This guy, he ain't got no charm
Tell him to take a hike
I know exactly what you like
I know just what you've been missing
I'll refresh your mind tonight

He caught you
Looking into my eyes
C'mon man, don't act surprised
Reminiscent thoughts were bound to arise
What goes around comes around
And now you know!

I'm the number one topic in her diary
When you look away, she'll be all over me
When you go, oh, she'll turn off her telephone
After the party dies, we'll be all alone

You been all up on my mind
Lookin' that good should be a crime
Let's go out to wine and dine
Everything you want, it's yours, I'm buyin'
Tell me you gotta work
But you know it's just a white lie
By the end of the night
You'll know for sure I'm the better guy
I been busy as of late
But I'll make time to conjugate
5, 6, 7, 8
Baby we should procreate
I'll bring cereal, if you provide the cream
Just like the old days
You know you miss me

He caught you
Looking into my eyes
C'mon man, don't act surprised
Reminiscent thoughts were bound to arise
What goes around comes around
And now you know!

I'm the number one topic in her diary
When you look away, she'll be all over me
When you go, oh, she'll turn off her telephone
After the party dies, we'll be all alone

Tools should stay out in the toolshed
Far away and now I'm perfect
I hope you have trouble sleeping
Worrying that she's out there will me

I'm the number one
la la la
Topic in her diary
la la la
And now you know!

I'm the number one topic in her diary
When you look away, she'll be all over me
When you go, oh, she'll turn off her telephone
After the party dies, we'll be all alone