I'm Your Pet Rock Lyrics

I came with instructions that made you laugh
It wasn't very much
Just a paragraph
You think shredded paper is all i need
Pull my instructions from the box and reread

I'm your pet rock.
I'm your pet rock.

I know you've got your needs and your wishes and stuff
Sometimes you tell me that your life is rough
I'm here for you and you know that well
Stuck inside this pet rock hell

I'm your pet rock.
I'm your pet rock.

I live behind the clock.
I live behind the clock
I live behind the clock
And it goes tick tock.
Time wastes away.

(solo)

Yeah I live behind the clock
I live behind the clock
I live behind the clock
And it goes tick tock.

You wanna go drink with your old friends
It used to be me back when I was the trend
You train your dog to fetch and heel
But you don't think twice about how it would feel
To be a pet rock.
Your rock.
I'm your pet rock.
Your rock.
I'm your pet rock!

I live behind the clock
I live behind the clock
And it goes tick tock.
Time wastes away.