I'm The Stupid One Lyrics

First, there's lots of kids in my family
There's my sister Jan
My sister Jan is a ballet dancer
She takes ballet lessons and she's really good
I've seen her dance, she dances really good
And she's in high school
She's got a boyfriend
And she's really smart
And she's going to go to the college soon
'cause she's smart
I'm the stupid one

And then there's my brother Don
My brother Don is really smart
He works in an art gallery
He's really nice
He's got a bright future ahead of him
'cause he's really smart
He went to college and he's really smart
I'm the stupid one

And then there's my sister Sharon
Sharon's sort of pregnant right now
But she's still really nice and smart
She's smart and they're gonna get married, I think
She and her boyfriend Butch are gonna get married
'cause they're really nice and they'll have nice kids
I don't think they're gonna go to college
But they're really nice people
I'm the stupid one

And then there's my brother J.B.
He's really nice
He's sort of a paederast
But he's still really...
I don't know, I think he's in college
I think he's gay
He's still really, J.B.'s still really nice
I guess I'm just the stupid one