If You're Into That Lyrics

It started when he left her for me
I can't believe I was that naive
He did it before and he'll do it again
He's a serial dater and a shitty friend

So he'll promise you the world
And say that you're the only girl
Who's ever made him feel this way
I hate to spoil all the fun
But he says that to everyone
I think it's all to over-compensate
He might be slightly gay
But, baby, that's okay
(Ha, anyways)

If you like never going out
And only staying in in bed
If you like being loved for clout
And just some mediocre head
He likes to lie and play confused
You're not amused, you're being used
I'm just here to state the facts
But you'll love him if you're into that

Don't get me wrong, we had our fun
There was even a time when I thought he was the one
But if we're being honest, he's incapable
Of being anything other than available

So he'll promise you the world
And say that you're the only girl
That he's been calling on his lonely nights
I hate to spoil your romance
But he Voldemort a chance
He would give your mom a glance
Because he's got a kink for fucking everything, literally

If you like never going out
And only staying in in bed
If you like being loved for clout
And just some mediocre head
He likes to lie and play confused
You're not amused, you're being used
I'm just here to state the facts
But you'll love him if you're into that

(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
You'll love him if you're into that
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Into that, if you're into that
You'll love him, you'll love him

For a month or two, he's all yours
Then he'll go and get bored
Say he's talking to the Lord, clearly
For a week, you'll act like nothing's changed
And then you'll hear a newer name
Love to him is just a game

If you like never going out
And only staying in in bed
If you like being loved for clout
And just some mediocre head
He likes to lie and play confused
You're not amused, you're being used
I'm just here to state the facts
But you'll love him if you're into that