Iceburg Ripoff Lyrics

I been a man.
I been a little kid too.
I been a cactus
but I'll never be you
because you bake in the morning
And I bake in the afternoon
The Kids bake in the evening
which is the same thing as the afternoon.
I been a man
that's been hit by a car
because I thought a yard was way too far.
I been a child who got a savage beating
from a buffet owner because I wouldn't stop eating!
You bake in the morning
And I bake in the afternoon
The Kids bake in the evening
which is the same thing as the afternoon.
[hideous keyboard solo by (The Joe)]
I bake in the afternoon at least until I broke my oven.
Now all I have to eat is a week old muffin.
Will you bake for me in the morning?
I'd like baked food.
Will you bake for me in the morning?
Because I would bake for you.