I Want To Be Your One Night Stand Lyrics

I know I may not look like much
Guess the years have been a little rough
I’m not worried, no I’ve got it planned
I want to be your one night stand

We’ll check in to a dive motel
Carpets worn and the curtains smell
TV’s old, wallpaper bland
I want to be your one night stand

Oh, we’ll get drunk on a box of wine
Oh, making love underneath the vacancy sign

You don’t have to meet folks
I won’t bore you with my stupid jokes
Just a guy with a mini-van
I want to be your one night stand

Oh, we’ll get drunk on a box of wine
Oh, making love underneath the vacancy sign

So let’s leave the kids at home
You wear the blouse, I’ll wear cheap cologne
Throwaway our wedding bands
I want to be your one night stand