I Took a Monkey To the Sadie Hawkins Dance Lyrics

Woke up this morning
"Hey, ho, let's go," I said
Guess what, mom, I won't shut up
I'm staying in my bed

Oh, baby, I don't have a chance
Oh, baby, baby, where's my second glance?
Oh, baby, baby, baby, I think I peed my pants
I took a monkey to the Sadie Hawkins Dance

I'm smoking cigarettes outside of Pizza Hut
Shut up, you're not my dad
Hey, I don't care, so what

Oh, baby, I don't have a clue
Oh, baby, baby, I am at the zoo
Oh, baby, baby, baby, I never had a chance
I took a monkey to the Sadie Hawkins Dance

Warm cup cakes
Cold ice cream
Fizzy soda pop
American blue jeans
You are the onliest girl of my dreams
I'll be your boyfriend on a rocket to the moon
No more teachers, no more school
Get lost, you fucking goon

Oh, baby, let's go to the top
Oh, baby, baby, do the egg man hop
Oh, baby, baby, baby, how about romance?
I took a monkey to the Sadie Hawkins Dance
I took a monkey to the Sadie Hawkins Dance
Tonight