I Think About You During The Commercials Lyrics

I can't sleep at night and I can't sleep in the day

It's the TV dinner that's keeping me awake



The worms go crawling in

The worms go crawling out

The worms are playing poker on my snout



The theory of relativity

Finally started to make sense to me now

And I worry

Because the algebra never impresses me

Turning 'round, it's fascinating in proof

Of you



I think about you during the commercials

I try and keep you away

I think about you during the commercials

Every day

Stuck in my brain

"Growing Pains" go to the brain

Except sometimes when Jason talks to Mike

And they really communicate



This doll is just a head

In "The Brain That Wouldn't Die"

On "Mystery Science Theater" last night

But when I get too drunk

And start picturing your face

I think of all the girls of "Melrose Place"



Consider all the possibilities

Offered in by new technology

One million channels

TV guide says there's a math marathon

Five great math students

We should be proud of as Americans



I think about you during the commercials

I try and keep you away

I think about you during the commercials

All the time

Stuck in my mind

But when the break

Gets over, I

Wonder why the meat head

Never gets the business and the palm trees bit



Like me and you

Like me and you

Like me and you

Like me and you