I Love My Guitar Lyrics

I don?t like hi-tech No radio active loop around my neck My turntable is twenty years old It?s got a needle what scratches A record what matches It goes up and down It only just goes round It goes quitch, quitch, quitch quitch. My stereo walkthing I bought on holiday in Lanzarote It was tax free, half price The packaging was really nice It?s mono and it?s really grotty It?s got no tone control It makes my tape of Ian Dury Sound just like Nana Mouskouri. My stereo head phones Are pink and black Real smart, I really look the part They were a complete waste of money They make me feel sick It?s not very funny All I remember is, they were dear And the sound comes out of one ear. My watch cost a pound I found it by the sweets in a garage It?s got no strap, it sticks with tacky And it sticks to a dash board Ain?t that funny I?ve got no car, I wanted to nick it I?ve already lost it I should have said ?stick it!?. I?ve still got my motor bike I drove it down a hole But it wasn?t my fault I?m not to blame It was an unlit gasworks Always the same I?ve done my bit, put in a claim And it?s sitting in the garden In the pouring rain. That is why I love my guitar I adore it I was given this when I was ten It never runs out It goes again and again It?s made of wood and steel It?s sounds really real It goes?