I Hate My Frickin' Isp Lyrics

The reason that I signed up
Is the reason that I hate it
I know she's made her mind up
I just don't know how she's made it

And my dial-up screen has locked me into a
Touch-tone tune monotony 'cuz some
Snot-nosed pube has blocked me out
And I wait, and I wait

And I hate my frickin' ISP
He ain't good, no bandwidth left for me
And I'll never get back, never get back
The time that I waste
That's what I hate

My job's so hard to swallow
But it's got me by the collar
And some motel (???)
Where every local call's a dollar

I've got no time left to jack off
I got a deadline that won't back off
I'm about to chew my own leg off 'cuz
It's so late, and i'm late

And I hate my frickin' ISP
I get pumped for inactivity
And I'll never get back ,never get back
The time that I waste
That's what I hate!

It rained CD-Roms that gave me twenty hours free
I let my service provider make a junky out of me
And then he cut me off from my online community
And I hate it, I hate, I hate it

And I hate my frickin' ISP
His domain name look-up takes eternity
And I'll never get back, never get back
The time that I waste
That's what I hate

And so on...