I Don't Want To End Up Like Doug Lyrics

I don't want to end up like Doug

cause everybody wants him to leave

he'll be upstairs having a bawl

while everybody's downstairs at the party



I'm pretty sure he didn't say a word

at the time i think

people thought he was wise

the silent type

it turns out that he's not



he's not

everybody welcome to the freezer



Doug's really just a loser

there are few people that are strong

silent types

and Doug's not one of them

he's not cool

and I don't want to end up like him