I Can't Be Trusted to Dance Lyrics

You can't dance
And I can't dance
You know I can't lie
I'm still a guy
I got two left feet
And they're both gay
You know it don't matter
Oh baby, anyway

You wouldn't let a cocaine monkey
Write your research paper
In the same way I
I can't be trusted to dance
I can't be trusted to dance

Let's go inside
Shoot shots until we slide
I never wanna let you go
B'lieve me cuz I told you so
The world's our stage
You're my priestess mage
I can do anything
As long as you're here with me

You wouldn't let a retard postman
Take your Netflix movies
In the same way I
I can't be trusted to dance
I can't be trusted to dance

You wouldn't let a rabid badger
Manage your band now, would you?
In the same way I
I can't be trusted to dance
I'd step on all your toes
Every single one
I'd dance on the ceiling
And that's not possible
But I can't be trusted to dance