Hudson N.Y. Lyrics

You can find the truth in late night television You just gotta use the eyes that you were given Yes you can It can help you find the things that you were missing Things like Star Trek, Ab-flex and God who sends this message Straight to you From the heart Yeah Jesus loves an asshole I know Kenneth Copeland told me so He's got his own T.V show yeah he must know T.V offers more than just religious guidance It can help you solve the problems of your love life too Yes it can It can blow your mind with 1800 numbers You can speak to girls who know how to cure loneliness Yes they can I can't wait Yeah T.V loves an asshole I know Telecafe showed me so It's got it's own T.V show Yeah they must know Hey Jesus loves an asshole I know Kenneth Copeland told me so He's got his own T.V show yeah he must know You can even shop on late night television You could buy a book and maybe even read it Yes you can I read one that told me T.V's quite addictive I prefer to call it a two way interactive Yes I do And I should know Yeah T.V loves an asshole I know Telecafe showed me so It's got it's own T.V show Yeah they must know