Honkytonk Asshole Lyrics

I hang out in bars, bother the dollies Speak when I'm not spoken to Bum cigarettes, flirt with the waitress Wearing a mirror on my shoe I sing all the songs along with the jukebox Tell jokes that ev'ryone's heard Then late in the evening the bartender calls me I've never forgotten his words Honkytonk asshole, I'm talking to you I've told you and told you But there's no getting through You're bad for my business, you bother and bore Honkytonk asshole, get your ass out the door I write on the walls, throw butts on the floor Brag about horses I've rode Dance with a darlin' and step on her feet They think I'm one brick shy a load But I do right well feelin' up dollies Tellin' my stories out loud Until that bartender figures me out And calls to me over the crowd Honkytonk asshole, I'm talking to you I've told you and told you But there's no getting through You're bad for my business, you bother and bore Honkytonk asshole, get your ass out the door