Honky Tonk Hiccups Lyrics

I got the honky tonk hiccups
ready steady go
I got the honky tonk hiccups
ready steady go
honky tonk hiccups
ready steady go
I found the cure on the hardwood floor

when I got home from work
I was feeling pretty fine
'til I started getting hiccups 'round suppertime
held my breath 'til I hit the floor
but the hiccups kept coming
even more more more

I asked my baby to stand up on a chair
and when I wasn't looking
she would give me a scare
I drank a glass of water
and I blew into a bag
but the hiccups kept a-comin'
a nag, nag, nag

I got the honky tonk hiccups
ready steady go
I got the honky tonk hiccups
ready steady go
honky tonk hiccups
ready steady go
I found the cure on the hardwood floor

well, I was feeling low
but my baby made me go
down to the honky tonk and hillbilly show
an hour in the line-up
and I finally made the door
but the hiccups kept a-coming'
even more, more, more

first I heard the music
and then I felt a beat
and that's when I knew
that the hiccups would retreat
I headed for the dance floor
I really did my best
I did the rump jump
I guess the whiskey did the rest

I got the honky tonk hiccups
ready steady go
I got the honky tonk hiccups
ready steady go
honky tonk hiccups
ready steady go
I found the cure on the hardwood floor

honky tonk hiccups
ready steady go
I got the honky tonk hiccups
ready steady go
honky tonk hiccups
ready steady go
I found the cure on the hardwood floor
I found the cure on the hardwood floor
the only cure is the hardwood floor

hic!