Hollywood Boulevard Lyrics

The Messiahs of the milk bar, Hhellraisers to the end

Had a drop to many in a toast to all their friends

Movie stars and writers are present a to z

Now these ain't common people, they're personalities



And they've all got a story, ohoh

Tattle talk from Tinseltown, ohoh ("yeah, yeah, look at that, yeah...")

Some of them survivors, ohohoh

Others gone to ground



There's Brendan B and Hunter T, what's a poet got to say

Hunter's looking for a story about the IRA

And Lenny isn't laughing, he nearly lost his life

Transexual from the Transvaal slipped in as his wife



It's a star studded scandal, ohoh

So raise your glass my friend, ohoh

The Messiahs of the milk bar, ohohoh

Hellraisers to the end



"The rose garden is already littered with my victims..."



And they've all got a story, ohoh

Tattle talk from Tinseltown, ohoh

Some of them survivors, ohohoh

Others gone to ground



Bukowski wants to talk, but he's had too much to drink

Threw up in the piano 'cause he thought it was the sink

Little Richard and Sal Dali singing out of key

Both hallucinated, the Sandoz was for free



Osbournes at a party, Colin Wilson's on the line

Saying, "listen Johnny Baby, that catchphrase is mine"

Flynn and Reed in conversation, reowned throughout the land

Used a calculator, workout who's the better man



Now Errols' got the looks and Ollis' got the strenght

One is talking numbers and the others' talking lenght

Fatty's feeling frisky, orders more champagne

Women run out screaming, "oh no, not again!"



And they've all got a story, ohoh

Tattle talk from Tinseltown, ohoh

Some of them survivors, ohohoh

Others gone to ground



It's a star studded scandal, ohoh

So raise your glass my friend, ohoh

The Messiahs of the milk bar, ohohoh

Hellraisers to the end



The Messiahs of the milk bar, ohohoh

Hellraisers to the end