Hide It In My Dr. Pepper Can Safe Lyrics

green faces line the bathroom
stalls are empty
and the bowls are full
i envy them

sadly what for?
reasons i'm not
what was i expecting?

i should be more outgoing
i hope soon things will change for the better
maybe i'll get a couple friends
who don't come in packs of 12

some food would be nice
that smoothie was bad
it cost me 4 bucks
four dollar experiment

i'm a human data device
storing up the facts
that i'd like to spread
to those who know me
i'll take them from the others
and i'll sound really dumb
then i'll come back with something
substantially larger than what
you could store in
a dr. pepper can shaped safe