Hi Ho Fucken Diddlo Lyrics

Aaaah you're a cunt, you're a prick, you're an arsehole!
Hi ho the fucken diddlo!

Where do paw-paws come?
From dog-dog trees!

Aaaah, what do vegetarian dingos eat?
Cabbage patch kids

AaaaaAah, what do poofters and bungy jumpers got in common?
The rubber breaks, they both in the shit!

Aaaah, what do steroids and the Ku-Klux-Klan got in common?
They both make black guys run faster!

Aaaah, how come tampons won't talk to you?
There stuck up cunts, Aaaah!

What's 500 metres long, got an arsehole at each end?
A Perth radar track, Aaaah!

Good night, thank-you, don't worry about the hole in the ozone layer there's fuck all in it!

Good night!