Hey Girl Lyrics

One night at the bar downtown
I let Kappa Sigma something take me back to his house
He cooked mac and cheese and we laughed too loud
And then he played me guitar so we made out on his couch
Since then we talk about every day
It's only been a few weeks but I think I can say
That I see this going somewhere, I really know it, oh man
I'm feeling new feelings and writing songs like a poet, uh

Somebody pinch me, I think I might've fell in love
His kiss like whiskey and I just caught a real good buzz
He got me thinking, "Man, he's perfect, damn, this could be the end"
That's when I got sent a "hey girl" DM (Oh no)
Oh yeah, you wanna know what it said? (Girl, tell us)
Okay, it went like this—

Hey girl, I went out last night
With a few of my friends and met a couple of guys
And the one with brown hair and those green-blue eyes
Well, he bought me a drink and then he called us a ride
And I don't know how to tell you, but we kinda had sex
Okay, pause, at this moment my heart ripped out of my chest
She said, "Sorry, I didn't even know you existed
Till I typed in his name and you were there on his Instagram," no

Somebody pinch me, I think I might've fell in love
His kiss like whiskey and I just caught a real good buzz
He got me thinking, "Man, he's perfect, damn, this could be the end"
That's when I got sent (What?) a "hey girl" DM

Hey girl, not again
Will somebody come get this man?
I, I just don't understand
I, I just don't understand it

Hey girl, not again
Will somebody come get this man?
I, I just don't understand
I can't lie, I can't pretend that—

It didn't hit me like I, I took a punch to the gut
His kiss like whiskey and I think that I'm still drunk
He got me thinking, "Man, he's perfect," but it came to an end
Right when (Wait) I got sent (What?) a "hey girl" DM

Hey girl, not again
Will somebody come get this man?
I, I just don't understand, I